The proverbial you-know-what

The proverbial you-know-what

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

The Phallic Frontal Assault of Oscar Meyer on Twitter

http://blog.skimkim.com/?p=563

One thing I learned when I was lost and making mistakes on a now defunct Twitter account, was finding out what kind of responses I was gonna get from the dregs of male society. It wasn't rocket science, posting pictures of yourself less clothed invites males and self proclaimed "Doms" to send DM pictures of their "manhood". I saw way too much.  I was not impressed. Where are the good ones? With their wives and they don't have the time. Sensitive poetic men with souls? Not on twitter, and if they are, they are busy with better things. Primitive neanderthals?Yep that's what I got, idiots who thought they were worthy. I began to see nothing but a sea full of cocked weiners shaped liked guns, with 2 sacks of ammunition hanging below. Bloody insanity.  Almost getting raped and Iwas injured. I went to the hospital after 1 "date" . Men, you want to impress a woman? Be a real man, not some lame picture of your stiff family jewels, I'm not impressed. And if you start bothering me, the block button is a click away.
 Telling me you are gonna do to me? Fuck that. I've learned by my mistakes and taking control of my life. And I'm staying sober. Learning to empower myself with the help of my program and the 12 steps. My beloved friends too are very dear to me. And if I get flirty it's not an invitation to get vile and disgusting. I have friends, male and female, that respect me. I'm looking ahead now, not backward. The sea of life is getting easier to navigate and I'm the captain of a once sinkworthy ship.
  A man has to be soulful and kind to me, that's what I consider sexy. And I'm not against looking for those qualities in a woman either. As Popeye says "I am'z what I am'z" and I know what I want now.
Till next time.....http://blog.skimkim.com/?p=563